OH CONTRAIRE - NOT JUST ONE,
FOR I AM RARE - UNLIKE SOME...
MY FLU SWAB WAS POSITIVE FOR BOTH INFLUENZA A & INFLUENZA B...
BUT THAT'S NOT ALL - OH LUCKY ME.
I'M TOLD ALONG WITH THAT BUNDLE OF GOOD NEWS,
THAT BRONCHITIS AND URI ARE MIXED IN THE SPEW!!!
My Letter To The Flu!!!
Dear Influenza A & B,
Was there a sign on my door that said come see me?
"No" that's what I thought,
But yet, it was me you sought.
Imagine my shock from the results of the nasal swab,
When it said I had both of you fat, lazy slobs.
And then to put the icing on the cake,
You brought Bronchitis and URI along for the take.
Since you came on Wednesday you should long be gone,
Yet here it is Sunday, and I am still laid up at home.
You brought with you an ear ache, sore throat, nausea, and body pains,
Not to mention a headache, temps up to 103, and a monsoon of rains.
You ruined my favorite weekend of Mardi Gras Season,
And as far as I know without a good reason.
The weekend was to start with Grayson Capps at Pirate's Cove last night,
But instead I had front row seats to watch yourself and MY Body in an internal fight.
What's pissed me off in the most ANGRY way,
That it's your fault that I missed all of the festivities of my most cherished Mardi Gras Event - JOE CAIN DAY!!!
So with that I say - I hate you, I hate you, I hate you - I do,
So remember this next year - Screw You Flu!!!
My Letter To The Flu!!!
Dear Influenza A & B,
Was there a sign on my door that said come see me?
"No" that's what I thought,
But yet, it was me you sought.
Imagine my shock from the results of the nasal swab,
When it said I had both of you fat, lazy slobs.
And then to put the icing on the cake,
You brought Bronchitis and URI along for the take.
Since you came on Wednesday you should long be gone,
Yet here it is Sunday, and I am still laid up at home.
You brought with you an ear ache, sore throat, nausea, and body pains,
Not to mention a headache, temps up to 103, and a monsoon of rains.
You ruined my favorite weekend of Mardi Gras Season,
And as far as I know without a good reason.
The weekend was to start with Grayson Capps at Pirate's Cove last night,
But instead I had front row seats to watch yourself and MY Body in an internal fight.
What's pissed me off in the most ANGRY way,
That it's your fault that I missed all of the festivities of my most cherished Mardi Gras Event - JOE CAIN DAY!!!
So with that I say - I hate you, I hate you, I hate you - I do,
So remember this next year - Screw You Flu!!!
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Cindy Lou...
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Poor baby!
ReplyDeleteBoooooo! So sorry your favorite days were downed in such a way. It amazes me that, even in the depths of illness...you still have your wits about you and can continue share your thoughts annnnnd to educate us:) Hope you feel better soon.
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